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...rotinom siht edisni denosirpmi m'I !esaelp ,em pleH
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The box said Windows 95 or better, so I bought a Mac.
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"One world, one web, one program" -- Microsoft Promo Ad.
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" -- Adolf Hitler
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"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!"
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Hvorfor er der kun et monopoltilsyn?
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Windows 98: n.
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an
8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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Next time you're stuck behind a woman going slowly in the passing
lane, remember that even light slows down to 38mph when a female physicist controls the laser.
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***** LEGAL NOTICE TO ALL BULK E-MAILERS *****
NOTICE TO BULK EMAILERS:
Pursuant to US Copy
Title 22, Chaper 7, Paragraph 3.1415...
You are stupid and dumb. Don't email me or
I shall fart in your general direction. You stink
of rotten cheese and other assorted dairy
products... (Note to reader: Reading the above
in a bad french accent will improve the humor
ten fold.)
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mvh @nders Ebbesen
"Dyr, som bevæger sig, har lemmer og muskler. Jorden har hverken lemmer
eller muskler - ergo bevæger den sig ikke." - Scipio Chiaramonti, 1633
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"Amerikanerne er sjove allesammen. De drikker whisky for at holde sig varme, men putter is i den, så den bliver kølig, de blander sukker i den for at gøre den sød og putter derefter et stykke citron i den for at gøre den sur. Så siger de "Here's to you" - og drikker selv det hele."
- B.N. Charkravarty
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If you dont know, learn - if you do know, teach!
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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"Mac users prefer the one-button mouse for one simple reason: They click the mouse with their index finger; they reserve the next finger over for when people tell them they should be using Windows."
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Den dag lort får værdi, fødes de fattige uden røv.
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A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
A: Top-posting.
Q: What is the most annoying thing on usenet and in e-mail?
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Sincerely, Ray Ingles
Free Stereogram!
Try to make the two "O"s in the next row look like three:
O O
n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n
f f f f f f f f f f f f f f
e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a
r r r r r r r r r r r r r r
r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r
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Hvor er det ærgerligt at Linux har så svært ved at køre de meget populære
Windows applicationer: Nimda, CodeRed, Klez, WPA, Swen, SoBig, ILOVEYOU,
MyDoom, Witty, Netsky, sober, Mimail, Dumaru......